I've got copyright here in my ass

I sat at home watching my VCR
I had nothing. Not even a tv. I had only my VRC.

Then I thought "what the hell" and I went out and I bought myself a guitarr.
And in a couple of months I became one hell of a rock star.
But I didn't say no to drugs, so I spent a couple of years behind bars.

When I got out I wounded up on the Oprah Winfrey Show
and I thought "How low can I possibly go?"

-Quicky! Give me $700 to spend! I don't wanna buy no fucking car.
I just want a TV for my VCR.